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 3 kam jo na mumkin hain,

1: Haath Ki Hatheli Par Bal,

2: Zuban Mein Haddi,


3: Zuban Bahir Nikal Kar Sans Laina,

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Zuban Andr Karlo Dogi Lag Rahe Ho,

ha ha ha ha .


SALL 2013 Ki Garam Garam Baizati


Kadi Hanss V Liaa Karo Paage :-):-D





























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Funny Urdu Messages - Funny Shairy

Wo Rooth Kar
Kehti he Mujh se k
Tumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya hy.

Ab Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaon k PETROL 110 rs


LTr ho gya hy.
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or CNG milti nhi
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<):(> Dekh yaar is
Govrnment ki waje se
"LARKIiyan" hath se nikal rahi hai.
('.')/
<):(
Ruko Janu cycle par araha hun.
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Funny poetry sms - funny poem sms - funny shairy sms

Sweet Poem:

Yeh Baat Samjh Mein Aayee Nahi Or Ammi Ne Samjhai Nahi

Mein Kese Meethi Baat Karu?

Jab Meethi Cheez Koi Khaai Nahi,

Yeh Chaand Bhi Kesa Maamu Ha?

Jabb Ammi Ka woh Bhai Nahi,

Yeh Baat Samjh Mein Aayee Nahi Or Ammi Ne Samjhai Nahi,
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Q Lambe Baal Hen Bhalu K?

Q Usne Tind Karai Nai?

Kiya Wo B Ganda Baccha Hai,

Ya Jungal Me Koi Naai Nai?

Nani K Shohar Nana Hen

Or Dadi K Shohar Dada Hen,

Q Baji K Shohar Baja Nai?

Ye Baat Smjh Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Smjhai Nai.

Q Billi Sher Ki Khala Hai,

Q Wo Us Ki Taai Nai,

Ye Baat Samjh Me I Nai Or Ammi Ne Smjhai Nai.
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Sardar funny jokes

Sardar: hum Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karey ga 
Wife: Magar Q? 
Sardar: Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hay KhushHaali K Liye TABDILI Zarori Hy..
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mazakiya Message

Agar OVEN me Sandwich jal jae

Ya Girl friend Pregnent ho jae

to 1 hi khayal Aata hai...
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Kash 1 minut pehle NIKAAL liya hota.
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Friend's Bezati Funny SMS

Aik Aik Lamhe Pe Mere Is D0sT Ki Hifazat Krna Ay Mere
*.KHUDA.*
 Har kisi se pangy krta he kisi se pitt na jaye..!
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Funny urdu message

Machhar Ne Makhi Se Zabrdasti Shaadi Kari, Raat ko Machar Room k Bahir Tehal Raha Tha
Dost Ne Poocha Baahir Kiya Kar Rahy Ho?

Machhar:
Ander Teri BHABI Mospel Laga k Bethi Hai.
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Funny Message

Pathan: Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai Peene K Bad Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi? 
Pathan: Jab Tu paise mange ga..
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Pathan's Very Funny Message

PATHAN: Bv k sath train m safar kr raha tha,
Raat ko Bv boli: koi admi mere kamiz me hath daal raha hai,
Pathan: Tu fikar na kar paise meri jeb me hain..
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Pathan's Funny Mazmon

1 pathan ne paper K leye "My Best Friend" ka mazmon yad kia lekn paper mein "My Father" py mazmoon aa gya. Ab uss ne socha K wohi mazmoon likhta hon, lekin dost ki jaga abbu likh doonga. Ab mazmoon kuch yun huwa. Zindagi main boht se Abbu milty hain lekn achy abbu bht km hoty hain. mery bht sy abbu hn lekn mera sb sy acha abbu Raju hy. wo mera parosi hy. wo mery ghr roz ata hy meri ammi b usy bht pasand krti hy. wo b meri ammi sy bht pyar krta hy..Allah ase 2 3 abu hr kse ko de.ameen.
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Dadi died bcoz of musalsal shocks

Bhikari: amma roti do,
Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana..
Bhikari: ye mera mobile number Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
Bhikari...! Rocks. Dadi...! Shocks.

[PICTURE ABHI BAKI HE MERE DOST]

Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
Dadi...! Rocks. Bhikari...! Shocks

[PICTURE ABHI AUR BHI BAKI HE MERE DOST]

Bhikari: Light Ka Bharosa Nhn Hota Aap Tcs Karwa Dena Mujhe, Address Note Kar Lei Bunglow No. 2 Block D, Khayaban e Shamsheer Defence. Bhikari Rockssss, Dadi died bcoz of musalsal shocks :p
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Adult SMS

Ek Larki Dosri Larki Say Tum Ne Mere Lover Ko I Love U Kyun Kaha!

2nd Larki: Behan Jab Tak Larka Kunwara Ha _ _ _ _ _ _ Na Tmhara Ha Na HAmara Ha.
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Fakeer Rocks

Ek Faqeer Bheek Mang Raha Tha,
ALLAH Ke Naam Par Mujhy Paisey Do Warna,
Ak aadmi ne pucha warna kya..?
Faqeer:Mein Phir ZARDARI Ko Vote Donga Aur Agley Saal Tum Bhi Bheek Mangtey Huey Nazar Aao Gay...
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Lakh Di Laanat WAPDA Tey

Pehle Main Bhi in Baton Ko Nai Maanta Tha
Lekin
Mje Yaqeen Hai Jb Ye Msg 10 Logo Ko Send Krenge to is Se Aap K Dil Ko Boht Sukoon Milega.

              "Lakh Di Laanat WAPDA Tey"
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Mazakiyaa SMS

1 Admi Ne Dozakh se "America" Call ki Rs: 300 Bill Bana,

Dusray Din "U.K" call ki to Rs:250 Bill Bana,

Kuch Din bad "PAKISTAN" call ki to Sirf 3 Rupay Bill Bana

Admi Bohat Pareshan Howa Farishton se Puhcha to Jawab Mila

Dozakh se dozakh cal free hai :D

Ye 3 rupay bi Zardari Tax hai :P

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Malang Baba Joke

Husband: Malang Baba Meri Biwi Bohut Pareshan Hai Uss Ka Koi Ellaj Batao 
Malang Beta: Agar Bivi Ka Koii Ellaj Hota Toh Aaj Baba Malang Na Hota.
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Mazaqiyaa SMS

Main Ne Toh Bus Stop Pe Khari Larki Se Faqat Time Poocha Tha,
Faraz . K Kitne Baje?
Woh Toh Sharma K Boli: Model Town Park me Theek Subha 9 Baje,
Hatt Jaao Yaar Apni Toh Lotry Lag Gayi,
'Ammi Zara Jaldi Utha Dena Mera Interview Hai'
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Funny message in urdu

Ek Larki Thi Dewaani C,
Mobile Lekar Chalti Thi Nazren Jhuka K,
Sharma k Mobile Mein Jaane Kiya Dekha Karti Thi,
Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko,
Par Jaane Kiss Se Darrti Thi,
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Mujhse Yeh hi Pucha Karti Thi Yeh ON Kaise Hota Hai Yeh ON kaise Hota Hay,
Or Mein Sirf Yehi Kehta Tha Andhi Yeh Mobile Nahi TV Ka Remote Hai.
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Funny sms forever

1 Larki Apne BoyFriernd Kay Sath Ghoom Rahi Thi Itne Mein Usska Husband Aaya Aur BoyFriend Ko Maarne laga,
 Larki: Mar Kaminy Ko, Dusron Ki Biwiyaan Ghumaane Leh Jata Hai,
 Itne Mein BoyFriend Ko Josh Aaya Or Woh Husband Ko Maarne laga,
 Larki: Maar Sale Ko, Na Khud Ghumaane Leh Jata hai, Na Kisi Or Ko Ghumaane Deta Hai.
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Husband And Wife Funny Joke

Wife: Meri Tabiyat Theik Nahi Lagh Rahi,

Husband: Ohh, lekin Mein toh Shopping Jane Ka Shoch Raha Tha-

Wife: Jaan Mein toh Mazak Kar Rahi Thi-

Husband: Hanw Jaan Mein Bhi toh Mazak Hi Kar Raha Tha :P
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